Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.
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Michel Houellebecq
...people with nothing to declare carry the most.
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Jonathan Safran Foer
When you're frozen in time, nothing else really seems to matter.
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Anthony T. Hincks
And now, for something completely the same: Wasted time and wasted breath, 's what I'll make, until my death. Helping people 'd be as good, but I wouldn't, if I could. For the few that help deserve, have no need, or not the nerve, help...
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Will Advise
The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.
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Will Advise
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto